Tuesday, January 29, 2013

{Straight From the Mouth of H}

Me: "Look at all the Christmas Lights, Hadley. Aren't they pretty!?"
H: "yaahh.. pretty.. *GASP!!!* SAW SANTA, SCUUUURRRYYY, PEE IN PANTS!"
Me: "You pee'd your pants?"
H: "No! I big girl, I dry!"

(Hadley eating chips hiding in the corner of our bedroom)
Me: "Hey! What are you doing?!"
H: (makes a few movements like she's going to say something.. pauses.. smiles) "Beat It!"

(after H bashed me in the head with a book)
Me: "Hadley, you have to be careful"
H: "I'm sooooooooo sorry"

H: "Daddy at work?"
Me: "No, daddy's sleeping"
H: "I go see him!"
Me: "be nice and quiet"
H: (staring at him in bed) "Aww, Daddy is sooooo chute (cute)!"

H: "Mommy!!!!!!!! Gibby is my sister!!"

Me: "Thanks, Hadley"
H: "No problem!"

Every single bump in the road, corner, stop sign/light while driving:
H: "Be Careful, <insert driver's name here>!!"





Tuesday, January 8, 2013

{Straight From the Mouth of H}

H (pointing at C's pockets): "Niiiiice pockets, Daddy!!!!"

H: "Been trees"
C: "GReen"
H: "BEEN"
C: "No, G-R-EEn"
H: "Close enough"

(after being sent to her room for being naughty)
Me: "Are you ready to come out now?"
H: "Uh huh"
Me: "What do you say?"
H: "sorry I was mean to you"

C burnt his finger on the pot while making Rice Krispie Squares. The next day I pick Hadley up from daycare and the first thing she says is...
H: "Daddy burned his fingers on the pot"
Me: "Yes he did, that hurt didn't it?"
H: "Daddy didn't listen to mommy. NO TOUCH THE POT IT'S HOT!!!"

H (to "bibby" the dog): "Bad Girl, Bibby, pee in potty not outside!!"

Me: "Are you going to have a fun day with Gramma Joan, today?"
H: "Yah!"
Me: "What are you guys going to do?"
H: "Watch Cartoons! Mamma Joan does Papa!"

H (colouring a picture and sets her crayon down. Looks at it, looks at me...): "Show your friends"