Tuesday, January 8, 2013

{Straight From the Mouth of H}

H (pointing at C's pockets): "Niiiiice pockets, Daddy!!!!"

H: "Been trees"
C: "GReen"
H: "BEEN"
C: "No, G-R-EEn"
H: "Close enough"

(after being sent to her room for being naughty)
Me: "Are you ready to come out now?"
H: "Uh huh"
Me: "What do you say?"
H: "sorry I was mean to you"

C burnt his finger on the pot while making Rice Krispie Squares. The next day I pick Hadley up from daycare and the first thing she says is...
H: "Daddy burned his fingers on the pot"
Me: "Yes he did, that hurt didn't it?"
H: "Daddy didn't listen to mommy. NO TOUCH THE POT IT'S HOT!!!"

H (to "bibby" the dog): "Bad Girl, Bibby, pee in potty not outside!!"

Me: "Are you going to have a fun day with Gramma Joan, today?"
H: "Yah!"
Me: "What are you guys going to do?"
H: "Watch Cartoons! Mamma Joan does Papa!"

H (colouring a picture and sets her crayon down. Looks at it, looks at me...): "Show your friends"


5 comments:

Joan said...

Yes H, we always leave you with the tv as the sitter. I mean how else could Mamma do Papa.....good grief, that's to damn funny :D

The Tompkins Family said...

Hahaha! Love, love, love!

Chantal said...

Bahahahaha! What a girl! That made my morning.

Our Sampson Family said...

So cute!

Anonymous said...

OMG this made me snort-laugh. She is too funny.