{Aaaaaah-Choooo}

Currently I have a cold... one of my symptoms being sneezing.
Today I vacuumed drywall dust up... the sneezing got worse.
Sneezing with sciatica is worse than being hit by a speeding school bus.

Incase you're confused, here's a visual:

1. Sneeze.
2. Yelp in pain.
3. Cry a little.
4. Pee a little.

I may officially be the bitchiest woman in the world.