{Oh Fudge}

5 Reasons Baby Dragon Needs to Stay Put 'til December:

[aside from the real reason - like growing]

1. Sleep is my friend

2. A friend told me her daughter hit her in the face with a remote - I asked if she hit her back (her daughter is 1)

3. The same friend told me her son was being a brat - I suggested locking him in the closet

4. I swear too much

and last but certainly not least....

5. I forget to feed the cat - all the time

I wonder how long it will take me to start using the word fudge?