{Could Somebody Find My Dignity?}

Dear Baby Dragon,

You better appreciate this.

1. Wake up at 630 am (after not sleeping all night because your bladder is the size of a sunflower seed) because you're so nervous/worried/anxious for your doctors appointment.
2. Get ready for the day, pack your school stuff and head for the bus - in the rain
3. Get to the doctors 10minutes early for your appointment..
4. Pee in a cup
5. Weigh yourself - wonderful, up 2lbs. ugh.
6. Undress and put on hospital gown, lay down on table and wait (for the doctor, and your husband who is MIA).
7. Husband arrives - still waiting for doctor.
8. Doctor arrives - an hour after you've been nearly nakid on her table.
9. Doctor listens for heartbeat - no heartbeat. Baby Dragon, you're a brat already.
10. Convince doctor that you need an ultrasound to make sure there is actually a baby in there.. doctor agrees.
11. Get your oh-so-sore boobs molested by doctor - not ideal.
12. Stir-ups out, legs up... Cold metal in.. Ugh.
13. Swabs, fingers, and the kitchen sink - also in.
14. Good news: "Your ovaries are where they are supposed to be and your uterus is growing nicely!" - Awesome!
15. Check for ridges that the baby could get caught on when coming out..... Ridges?? WTF!.. and OW! (no ridges!)
16. All done! Any Questions?

....Only one: Could somebody find my dignity?