Monday, January 11, 2010

{If I had a Penis}

Today has been a long day.
I have a migraine, cramps, and tonnes of homework.
My house is too small to go anywhere that's quiet.
All I can hear is gunshots and explosions.

If I had a penis, the first thing I would do is this:



I HATE PLAYSTATION 3 AND ALL OF IT'S GAMES.
*sigh*

2 comments:

Megan said...

danielle you make my life better. im having a shitty day so was doing a little facecreeping and came across your blog. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA youre just as funny as i remember. annnnnd this one in particular makes me happy. luckily i dont like with a COD addict but my besties bf is and it honestly does feel like a war zone. cole doing yoga also rocked my socks. keep it up!

Anonymous said...

Still can't believe you recorded me and put it out there for the world to hear. And I called the stupid elf biaaatch yoga teacher a "dirty slut" not you my dear. Just to clear that up ;D